Secretly Danny from The Script is the love child of Kevin Webster from Coronation Street and Kevin Bridges.

Now many of you may be in an uproar about what I just said. Lets just have a quick look at the evidence...

Danny has some sort of mullet going on.....So did Kevin in Corrie in the early stages of his career....he blates would still have one now if all his hair hadn't receded after the trauma of Sally leaving him for the 19th time.

Danny is Irish....a mixture of Scottish and Cockney accents perhaps? I think so.

Danny lacks confidence on The Voice and looks to everyone else to see what they are doing....comedians are notoriously lacking in self confidence and Kevin Webster would be wrong to be confident about anything.

Danny has the same face as Kevin Bridges but younger and a bit more attractive.

Anyone/all of these men wish they were lesbians.



Kevin Webster PLUS...

Kevin Bridges EQUALS...

 Oh Danny what a lovely pair of Kevin dads you have. I rest my case.

In more important news it is my 23rd birthday on Saturday!!! People keep asking if I feel old. No. I'm going to be 23 when did that become old? I am just grateful I am past the age where I can be forced into partaking in the Hunger Games. Although Peeta can rub Vaseline into my head knife wound anytime he wants to. Maybe he should use less of the stuff on his hair though...just a thought. Anyway, for this wonderful birthday I should be finally getting a camera (my parents have not refused to buy me one before this, I have just not wanted one)...blogging peer pressure means I need one to show you things I am wearing and other weird stuff you will probably be confused about. So that's something to look forward to.

One of the things I feel it is my duty to show you when I have this camera is what NOT to wear on a night out. My wonderful best friend Becky turned 23 on Saturday and we danced the night away to celebrate. It was magical, couldn't have been better, no way it could've been ruined....except for the girl next to us wearing a shoe lace and nothing else. Or the girl who thought we wanted to see her thong (please note these references are not directed of any of the people we were out with). So to just clear some stuff up, don't wear it if you have to ask yourself or your friends if it is appropriate due to it being too low cut, too short, too tight or just a complete cat vomit mess... Here are my suggestions for nights out on the town looking seductive and fashionable but not causing grounds for indecent exposure.


This dress is just £12.99 and is all the shine you would ever need! Lets just tick off the trends....pleated, gold, skirt of differing lengths.... For this price you can't go wrong...and I cant see a misplaced boob in sight.





After telling you the best high street prints in my last blog...pick up this pair of scarf print shorts from Zara for £34.99 and team with heels. A fashion trend bonanza on a night out!




















Sequin skirt that is reminiscent of shells....two trends one (slightly high but totes worth it) price. £175 from AllSaints.

For all of you, like me, who like to wear black on a night out, but wish it had a little something more to it, look no further than this top with printed sleeves from Warehouse for £38. Would look the most cute tucked into a sequin skirt or scarf shorts....oh wait!!!!

Jumpsuit from Ted Baker £179. This has cheeky cut out back detailing and is silk. I want it. It's a shame I am short and would look like a convict in it. I don't care. I will buy it anyway. Fancy convict.



Who said an evening clutch had to be black or boring?? £12.99 from New Look



Finally look no further than Matalan for your shoes (£18 for both pairs of shoes and £20 for boots). These are stocked in local stores and not just London so make sure to go take a look. If a girl is wearing the right shoes....she can walk away from the creepy boy giving her the eye.

Hope this has helped my little friends!! Please help those less fortunate than you by telling them if they look crazy and showing them my blog. If you are one of those people...you are welcome.

Night!
xxx

If the world ends...beep me

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! The world is filled with love...and loathing of chocolate and cheap cards depending on how recent and how messy your last break up was... I find it mildly amusing that there are so many ways to tell someone you love them these days that a card isn't really necessary. If you need to get hold of me (to tell me you love me or otherwise) you can call me, text me, BBM me, WhatsApp me, e-mail me, speak to me on Facebook and on Twitter all to be picked up from the comfort of my Blackberry. If you have any bad news to tell me however, please use my pager...because I don't have one. Whatever you do today, be old fashioned and call your loved one. Tell your best friend she is beautiful and you have missed her, hug your Dad, give flowers to you Nan....and IF you have a beau, tell him he is alright as well...remember:

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

- 1 Corinthians 13:4 -

There is your culture for today - and now onto...

E

Sonia Rykiel Fruits Defendus Dress
Available from Shopbop.com

Chilli Print Dolce and
Gabbana Dress

Fashion Trend: Edible designs. Don't be weird, i'm not talking about going to buy creepy candy underwear - even on St. Valentine's it is still unacceptable. Im talking food prints!! You know how I love a good print - well so apparently do the celebs. Pixie Geldof wore the cutest chilli print dress to the Elle Style Awards last night. Fruit has popped in and out as being on trend, but I say if it's good enough to eat it's good enough to wear...watch out Ryan Gosling... If you are too nervous to wear a full on pineapple on your head do not despair!! Jewellery or just one statement piece is as always a winner. A star (fruit) is born!!

Embellished Titaness Dress
All Saints - £140

Fashion Item: Embellished Titaness Dress - All Saints. I had a struggle today whether to make my fashion trend section about edible patterns or embellishment, because both are very seriously nigh. The only thing with embellishment this season though is that more is more; which is why I am craving this dress from All Saints. Look at everything Burberry Prorsum and see what I am talking about. This dress is my sequin seductress, my glittering goddess, my little plastic painted square...well you get it. Go, buy it - Happy Valentine's to you.

Store or Label: Etsy - you knew I was going to write that right? If you haven't visited Etsy yet...are you a glue sniffer? It is the best thing since home-made slice bread - infact there is probably someone on there making that. For those of you unaware, it is an online market place of people selling home-made goods. But fabulous ones. I regularly buy Christmas and birthday presents from here, because you can find anything. Your brother like lights made from Heineken bottles? Your best friend have a penchant for handbags made of recyclable materials? Do you want a picture of your face made from chocolate? Just me then.... Give it a go, see what you can't live without. 

Celebrity or Designer: Eddie Redmayne. Seriously, what am I supposed to say? Hot. He just won best actor last night at the Elle Style Awards - and was dressed to perfection. Slate grey suit with white shirt and purple tie - very Etonesque, but less prudish. He has been around for a little while now, but shot to recent fame with a lead role in 'My Week with Marilyn' starring opposite Michelle Williams, who seems not to be able to say a bad word against him. He is also the current face of Burberry Prorsum. I have to stop writing now and take a cold shower. Not your usual fancy man, but "What's in a name? That which we call a fox, by any other name would be as foxy." Or something along those lines, right Shakespeare?

I love you all. Go out and spread the love. It is after all, all you need!

Becky xx